{"product_id":"how-to-retire-without-losing-your-mind","title":"How to Retire Without Losing Your Mind","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Survival Guide for Your First Year of Doing Whatever It Is You Do Now\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBy Nate Quigley\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSomewhere in America right now, a man is standing in his kitchen at 9:15 on a Tuesday, fully dressed, coffee in hand, with absolutely nowhere to be. He has been retired for eleven days. He has already organized the garage. He is now staring at the lawn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis book is for him, and for everyone about to become him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Retire Without Losing Your Mind\u003c\/strong\u003e is a genuinely funny survival guide for the strangest year of your working life: the first one after it ends. Sixty unscheduled hours a week. A break room that dissolved overnight. A spouse whose kitchen you just moved into. A stranger at a party asking what you do, and a sentence that no longer works. Underneath the jokes is real machinery: the moves that turn a shapeless calendar back into a life you actually chose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInside, you'll learn:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy the retirement party promises are sincere and wrong, and what to save before you leave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe honeymoon phase has a clock on it: what to build before it runs out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA new answer to \"So, what do you do?\" that works at parties and in mirrors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe 168-hours problem, and the anchor trick that gives a week its shape back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe hobby gauntlet, the ninety-day rule, and why crooked bookcases are the tuition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour spouse did not retire: territory, treaties, and the six words that save marriages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe money feelings that arrive when the paychecks stop, and the fence that quiets them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNate's First-Year Survival Sheet: the whole book on one page\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEvery chapter ends with \u003cem\u003eThe Sane Person's Notes\u003c\/em\u003e: the advice, minus the jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou have a third of your life left and nobody is scheduling it. That should feel like flying. Here's how it does.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePairs with its companion volume, \u003cstrong\u003eHow to Deal With a Spouse Who Just Retired\u003c\/strong\u003e, written for the person whose house you just moved into. Buy both. One of you is going to need the other one anyway.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Driven Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48097483554868,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ebook","offer_id":48097729871924,"sku":"epx99y","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/5150\/3412\/files\/how-to-retire-without-losing-your-mind_0fae1497-59da-44ec-bf3a-bfeae703f981.jpg?v=1785805925","url":"https:\/\/getdrivenpublishing.com\/products\/how-to-retire-without-losing-your-mind","provider":"Driven Publishing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}